Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.

    girl on facebook 6 months ago: ugh skyrim is so hard, i don't get it. hOW DO YOU SHOUT I HATE SKYRIM. DO YOU USE DRAGON SOULS WHEN YOU SHOUT. I ACCIDENTALLY SHOUTED AND I ONLY HAD ONE SOUL WHAT TO DO
    same girl on facebook now: derp mcderp works at the dark brotherhood. derp mcderp changed her name to derp cicero mcderp. KILLING DRAGONS N STUFF :P